
9 Reasons Not to get a Bernedoodle
Are you sure you want to get a Bernedoodle?
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9 Reasons Not to Get a Bernedoodle
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1. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you enjoy vacuuming dog hair every day.
These dogs are low-shedding — your vacuum might start to feel unemployed.
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2. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you don’t want a furry shadow.
Where you go, they go. Privacy? Never heard of it.
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3. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you prefer a dog that ignores your emotions.
Bernedoodles are emotional mind-readers with fur. They feel your feelings.
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4. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you want your couch to yourself.
They don’t believe in personal space… at all.
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5. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you dislike strangers complimenting your dog.
Get ready to answer, “What kind of dog is that?” approximately 700 times a year.
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6. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you prefer a dog who isn’t expressive.
These dogs have facial expressions that could win Oscars. They’ll judge your life choices with one raised eyebrow.
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7. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you don’t want a constant sidekick.
They'll follow you from room to room as though you’re on the most important mission of the day.
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8. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you don’t want a smart dog.
They learn fast — sometimes faster than you’d like. Hide the treats. And the remote.
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9. Don’t get a Bernedoodle if you’re not a fan of cuddles.
They are convinced they are lapdogs… even at 70+ pounds.



